hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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