WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
tell your sister to shave her snatch
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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