My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
