its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize