Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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