We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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