I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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