just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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