The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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