Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
where am i from again
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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