ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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