did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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