I just threw up on my dentist
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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