I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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