If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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