I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Holy shit dude........stairs
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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