But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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