Ikea night.
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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