my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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