If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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