You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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