You really coming over, don't trick.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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