when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So much Jack, so little girl.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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