im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I am in a vortex of obligation.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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