its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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