About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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