its not stalking. its research.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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