how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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