I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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