remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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