Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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