new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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