I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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