I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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