brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
This toilet bowl is my home.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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