What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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