chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
