Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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