So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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