Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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