she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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