I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Girls should come with a carfax report
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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