Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
splinters make it hard to masturbate
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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