how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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