i just wanna soil my oats bro
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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