Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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