she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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