I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
