You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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