i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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