I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Panties = found
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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