he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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