youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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