The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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