her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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